Breaking News: Jesus Christian Exposed - Arrested

In what White House spokesman Dana Perino claims to be one of the biggest busts in the War on Terror, Jesus "John" H.

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A Newsvine True Story Part II - Ex Post Facto Mortem Spermos

I have been undone. I have been de-manned. I am as impotent as a lame duck elementary school fifth grade president. I am vasectomized.

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A Newsvine True Story! – Me and My Testicles

Because I expect everyone on Newsvine to be excited about my testicles, I am making this oh-so-private procedure public: I, bigfatdrunk, will be getting a vasectomy soon.

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More Bad News for Yanks: Hughes out til August

Brian Cashman revealed today that Phil Hughes has a Grade 3 ankle sprain and will need 4-6 weeks of rehab time before he gets back on the mound.

The Liberty Bomber: Nothing to see here

Americans should be deeply relieved that yesterday's alleged and unsuccessful Liberty bomber, Mark David Uhl, was NOT a Muslim. No, instead, he is a growing number of American heroes who are only doing their best to protect us from the -fascists of the world.

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Saying Goodbye to an Old Friend

Tonight's ending like most do around here these days. Kids and wife are safely tucked into bed. I'm exhausted, as usual, from said wife and kids and trying to do too much in one day. Homework's done and turned in. And I'm frighteningly sober, as well.

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